I'd like to give ....... a good slap
 

In recognition of Mr Manic Patriots post in another thread I'll start it off with;
Justin Bieber

Fiona Phillips...

It's Neptune's thread so it's his call, but I think we should exclude NFL players so it doesn't descend into a Brady\Roethlisberger\Suh etc hating thread. Over to you Neptune...

Good thread btw.

Miranda Hart

I would LOVE to choke out anyone to do with TOWIE.

Love how random this post is haha

I think its better with no explanation :D:D

And so with the wise input of you two fine gentlemen, we have the required rules.
No NFL related people and no explanations

After his comments on Tuesday...

Roy Keane

Piers Morgan

Thatcher, Tebbit, Lamont, Major, Portillo, Hague, Cameron, Forsyth, Rifkind, May, Hunt, Howard, Hammond, Soames, Clegg, Clarke, Heseltine, Mundell, Duncan-Smith, Blair, Brown, Mandelson, Douglas Alexander, Wendy Alexander, Danny Alexander, Johann Lamont, Rupert Murdoch, Andy Coulson, Rebecca Brooks, Peter Hitchens, nadine Dorries, Grant Shapps, Widdecombe, Ratzinger, O'Brien, Lizzie Windsor, All the Windsors, Miliband, The Other Miliband, Balls, Salmond, Sturgeon, Neill, Swinney, Mike Russell, Mark Hately, Ally McCoist, Trry Hurlock, Ian Durrant, Richard Gough, Gary Stevens, Trevor Steven, Ian Ferguson, Duncan Ferguson, Barry Ferguson, Derek Ferguson, John Brown, Andy Goram, The Other Andy Goram, Graeme Souness, Walter Smith, Alex McLeish, David Robertson, Neil Lennon, Martin O'Neill, Chris Sutton, Paul Lambert, Scott Brown, John Hartson, Jackie McNamara, Davie Provan, Danny McGrain, Roy Aitken, Andy Walker, Murdo McLeod, Paul McStay...

That'll do for starters.

Though after I'd finished with Thatcher I'd likely need a wee break.

Nick Knight. Total wanger.

Not that you've put too much thought into the idea :D

Adding Justin Bieber purely for all the events in the last week

Chris Brown

The F.A.M.E. artist was caught on video Wednesday night throwing F-bombs at a valet stand outside a charity event at Pinz bowling alley in Studio City, Calif., in what was an apparent disagreement over the $10 parking fee.


Haha. Smug, arrogant asshole for sure. Lots of people seem to hate him, but I think he's mildly entertaining in small doses.

Gregory Campbell. I doubt I'd be able to stop at a slap though.

Ashley Cole.

Jeremy Clarkson......

Evra and Alex ferguson

This, read the Daily Mirror (classy I know) where her generic opinions spew out.

We should arrest the criminals they are hurting Britain, Cancer is bad, why are they doing budget cuts people need that money etc etc.
.
Hate her.

Jamie Oliver; Makes profit from obesity, promotes healthy eating while sporting a puka double chin.
Coleen Nolan just because

Davina McCall
Kerry Katona

That name sprung to mind straight away. I worry about him, he doesn't seem to know how to wear pants

And I don't think your going to get a better answer than that!

End the thread now :D

HolyRoller10

Rio Ferdinand

+1.

Said slap needs applying with a baseball bat in Morgans case.

David Cameron, Margaret Thatcher, Peter Hitchens, Joey Barton, Lance Armstrong, Roger Moore, Steve Angello, Luis Suarez, Riccardo Ricco. There are definitely a lot, but they are the first that come to mind. I could potentially add a lot more politicians as well.

Ricky Gervais.
Preferably with a brick.

John Motson

tony blair, although he was probably mentioned in Boaby's lengthly response!

Justin Bieber
All "Beliebers"
The One Direction fans who slagged off the breaking news coverage of the Sandy Hook shootings because they couldn't see One Direction on a talk show
United fans who fail to acknowledge they've received far more dubious decisions than Nani's red which was a red. Stop crying glory hunters!
Roman Abramovic for hiring Benitez
Benitez for accepting the offer and saying finishing 4th will be an achievement when Chelsea were 2nd and four points behind City when he took over
Guillem Balague
SSN presenters who feel the need to annunciate every accent when talking about La Liga

That'll do for now. I may/probably will comment further at a later date.

Bieber, El Hadji Diouf, Barry Ferguson, David Cameron, Alex Sammond, Kyle Lafferty, Joey Barton, Thatcher, Piers Morgan

All i can think of just now

Wow great thread

I'll start with Piers Morgan, Alex Ferguson, the cast of Towie and Liam Gallagher.

I could probably name 100s more but I'll leave that for another perhaps more sober time.

since this is an uk site that sentence just sounds worrying and weird ;) :p

Sat watching Postman Pat with the kids (honest).

Pat needs a good slap. He is a total buffoon. How he still remains in a job after 30 years or so of losing mail, crashing or losing his van and generally being so easily distracted from properly completing his round being is a mystery.

He's lucky I don't live in Greendale.....

Agree with you their all those
Have to add:-
One Direction (eurrrrrgh .... Boy Bands)
Barney from HIMYM (The Slap bet)
Arsene Wenger (Just annoying)
Every Footballer who let's fame go to their head ie Ashley Cole
Taylor Swift (plz no more break up songs)
Rihanna (for taking Chris Brown bk, he gonna do it again)
Wannabe WAGS (Looking like a tall Ompa Lumpa with all that makeup and having a IQ of a 5 year old makes u look stupid)

I generally dislike forum spell checkers... however if you want to criticise a WAGS
IQ , then you really ought to get your own spelling and grammar right.


Now you can add me to your list ;)

itv and there rubbish commentators and there sick need to ruin other games.

its bad enough that they talk nonsense but why ruin another game that has nothing to do with the FA Cup.

Chris Ashton and then Dylan Hartley shortly afterwards!

They have been terrible all week. I can live with their "expert" knowledge, but why they feel the need to state the mind-numbingly obvious so often I've no idea ....