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Neptune 08.03.2013 09:52 PM

I'd like to give ....... a good slap
 
In recognition of Mr Manic Patriots post in another thread I'll start it off with;
Justin Bieber

wayne ellis 08.03.2013 09:54 PM

Fiona Phillips...

Manic Patriot 08.03.2013 10:06 PM

It's Neptune's thread so it's his call, but I think we should exclude NFL players so it doesn't descend into a Brady\Roethlisberger\Suh etc hating thread. Over to you Neptune...

Good thread btw.

Dolphin_Akie 08.03.2013 10:08 PM

Miranda Hart

Greg M 08.03.2013 10:09 PM

I would LOVE to choke out anyone to do with TOWIE.

Vincent 08.03.2013 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wayne ellis (Post 1782818)
Fiona Phillips...

Love how random this post is haha

Dolphin_Akie 08.03.2013 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vincent (Post 1782835)
Love how random this post is haha

I think its better with no explanation :D:D

Neptune 08.03.2013 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manic Patriot (Post 1782825)
It's Neptune's thread so it's his call, but I think we should exclude NFL players so it doesn't descend into a Brady\Roethlisberger\Suh etc hating thread. Over to you Neptune...

Good thread btw.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dolphin_Akie (Post 1782838)
I think its better with no explanation :D:D

And so with the wise input of you two fine gentlemen, we have the required rules.
No NFL related people and no explanations

DaveLC 08.03.2013 10:49 PM

After his comments on Tuesday...

Roy Keane

Terminal Drudgery 08.03.2013 11:42 PM

Piers Morgan

boaby81 09.03.2013 02:22 AM

Thatcher, Tebbit, Lamont, Major, Portillo, Hague, Cameron, Forsyth, Rifkind, May, Hunt, Howard, Hammond, Soames, Clegg, Clarke, Heseltine, Mundell, Duncan-Smith, Blair, Brown, Mandelson, Douglas Alexander, Wendy Alexander, Danny Alexander, Johann Lamont, Rupert Murdoch, Andy Coulson, Rebecca Brooks, Peter Hitchens, nadine Dorries, Grant Shapps, Widdecombe, Ratzinger, O'Brien, Lizzie Windsor, All the Windsors, Miliband, The Other Miliband, Balls, Salmond, Sturgeon, Neill, Swinney, Mike Russell, Mark Hately, Ally McCoist, Trry Hurlock, Ian Durrant, Richard Gough, Gary Stevens, Trevor Steven, Ian Ferguson, Duncan Ferguson, Barry Ferguson, Derek Ferguson, John Brown, Andy Goram, The Other Andy Goram, Graeme Souness, Walter Smith, Alex McLeish, David Robertson, Neil Lennon, Martin O'Neill, Chris Sutton, Paul Lambert, Scott Brown, John Hartson, Jackie McNamara, Davie Provan, Danny McGrain, Roy Aitken, Andy Walker, Murdo McLeod, Paul McStay...

That'll do for starters.

Though after I'd finished with Thatcher I'd likely need a wee break.

PavlovsDog 09.03.2013 04:10 AM

Nick Knight. Total wanger.

Dolphin_Akie 09.03.2013 04:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boaby81 (Post 1782882)
Thatcher, Tebbit, Lamont, Major, Portillo, Hague, Cameron, Forsyth, Rifkind, May, Hunt, Howard, Hammond, Soames, Clegg, Clarke, Heseltine, Mundell, Duncan-Smith, Blair, Brown, Mandelson, Douglas Alexander, Wendy Alexander, Danny Alexander, Johann Lamont, Rupert Murdoch, Andy Coulson, Rebecca Brooks, Peter Hitchens, nadine Dorries, Grant Shapps, Widdecombe, Ratzinger, O'Brien, Lizzie Windsor, All the Windsors, Miliband, The Other Miliband, Balls, Salmond, Sturgeon, Neill, Swinney, Mike Russell, Mark Hately, Ally McCoist, Trry Hurlock, Ian Durrant, Richard Gough, Gary Stevens, Trevor Steven, Ian Ferguson, Duncan Ferguson, Barry Ferguson, Derek Ferguson, John Brown, Andy Goram, The Other Andy Goram, Graeme Souness, Walter Smith, Alex McLeish, David Robertson, Neil Lennon, Martin O'Neill, Chris Sutton, Paul Lambert, Scott Brown, John Hartson, Jackie McNamara, Davie Provan, Danny McGrain, Roy Aitken, Andy Walker, Murdo McLeod, Paul McStay...

That'll do for starters.

Though after I'd finished with Thatcher I'd likely need a wee break.

Not that you've put too much thought into the idea :D

Dolphin_Akie 09.03.2013 04:23 AM

Adding Justin Bieber purely for all the events in the last week

Anarchy in the WV 09.03.2013 04:28 AM

Chris Brown

The F.A.M.E. artist was caught on video Wednesday night throwing F-bombs at a valet stand outside a charity event at Pinz bowling alley in Studio City, Calif., in what was an apparent disagreement over the $10 parking fee.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Terminal Drudgery (Post 1782867)
Piers Morgan

Haha. Smug, arrogant asshole for sure. Lots of people seem to hate him, but I think he's mildly entertaining in small doses.

Corvus corax 09.03.2013 05:12 AM

Gregory Campbell. I doubt I'd be able to stop at a slap though.

HSTDriver 09.03.2013 06:13 AM

Ashley Cole.

Crash11 09.03.2013 08:37 AM

Jeremy Clarkson......

12Rodgers 09.03.2013 09:11 AM

Evra and Alex ferguson

Goodfry 09.03.2013 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wayne ellis (Post 1782818)
Fiona Phillips...

This, read the Daily Mirror (classy I know) where her generic opinions spew out.

We should arrest the criminals they are hurting Britain, Cancer is bad, why are they doing budget cuts people need that money etc etc.
.
Hate her.

Jamie Oliver; Makes profit from obesity, promotes healthy eating while sporting a puka double chin.
Coleen Nolan just because

colonelp 09.03.2013 10:45 AM

Davina McCall
Kerry Katona

GiantMackem 09.03.2013 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neptune (Post 1782816)
In recognition of Mr Manic Patriots post in another thread I'll start it off with;
Justin Bieber

That name sprung to mind straight away. I worry about him, he doesn't seem to know how to wear pants

Stubbsy #21 09.03.2013 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neptune (Post 1782816)
In recognition of Mr Manic Patriots post in another thread I'll start it off with;
Justin Bieber

And I don't think your going to get a better answer than that!

End the thread now :D

mde203 09.03.2013 07:26 PM

HolyRoller10

cards 09.03.2013 07:47 PM

Rio Ferdinand

Steve_H 09.03.2013 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terminal Drudgery (Post 1782867)
Piers Morgan


+1.

Said slap needs applying with a baseball bat in Morgans case.

neilmuir 09.03.2013 09:49 PM

David Cameron, Margaret Thatcher, Peter Hitchens, Joey Barton, Lance Armstrong, Roger Moore, Steve Angello, Luis Suarez, Riccardo Ricco. There are definitely a lot, but they are the first that come to mind. I could potentially add a lot more politicians as well.

steelers_wheelman 09.03.2013 10:00 PM

Ricky Gervais.
Preferably with a brick.

Dragut 09.03.2013 10:08 PM

John Motson

mattchew 09.03.2013 10:44 PM

tony blair, although he was probably mentioned in Boaby's lengthly response!

unknown brother 10.03.2013 12:07 AM

Justin Bieber
All "Beliebers"
The One Direction fans who slagged off the breaking news coverage of the Sandy Hook shootings because they couldn't see One Direction on a talk show
United fans who fail to acknowledge they've received far more dubious decisions than Nani's red which was a red. Stop crying glory hunters!
Roman Abramovic for hiring Benitez
Benitez for accepting the offer and saying finishing 4th will be an achievement when Chelsea were 2nd and four points behind City when he took over
Guillem Balague
SSN presenters who feel the need to annunciate every accent when talking about La Liga

That'll do for now. I may/probably will comment further at a later date.

PaulMcGlinchey1995 10.03.2013 12:46 AM

Bieber, El Hadji Diouf, Barry Ferguson, David Cameron, Alex Sammond, Kyle Lafferty, Joey Barton, Thatcher, Piers Morgan

All i can think of just now

Steel_Jay_28 10.03.2013 01:09 AM

Wow great thread

I'll start with Piers Morgan, Alex Ferguson, the cast of Towie and Liam Gallagher.

I could probably name 100s more but I'll leave that for another perhaps more sober time.

goodkarma84 10.03.2013 04:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GiantMackem (Post 1783027)
That name sprung to mind straight away. I worry about him, he doesn't seem to know how to wear pants

since this is an uk site that sentence just sounds worrying and weird ;) :p

Crash11 10.03.2013 08:42 AM

Sat watching Postman Pat with the kids (honest).

Pat needs a good slap. He is a total buffoon. How he still remains in a job after 30 years or so of losing mail, crashing or losing his van and generally being so easily distracted from properly completing his round being is a mystery.

He's lucky I don't live in Greendale.....

s_holland 10.03.2013 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steel_Jay_28 (Post 1783147)
Wow great thread

I'll start with Piers Morgan, Alex Ferguson, the cast of Towie and Liam Gallagher.

I could probably name 100s more but I'll leave that for another perhaps more sober time.

Agree with you their all those
Have to add:-
One Direction (eurrrrrgh .... Boy Bands)
Barney from HIMYM (The Slap bet)
Arsene Wenger (Just annoying)
Every Footballer who let's fame go to their head ie Ashley Cole
Taylor Swift (plz no more break up songs)
Rihanna (for taking Chris Brown bk, he gonna do it again)
Wannabe WAGS (Looking like a tall Ompa Lumpa with all that makeup and having a IQ of a 5 year old makes u look stupid)

mattchew 10.03.2013 02:26 PM

I generally dislike forum spell checkers... however if you want to criticise a WAGS
IQ , then you really ought to get your own spelling and grammar right.


Now you can add me to your list ;)

goodkarma84 10.03.2013 06:35 PM

itv and there rubbish commentators and there sick need to ruin other games.

its bad enough that they talk nonsense but why ruin another game that has nothing to do with the FA Cup.

Moroneys Men 10.03.2013 08:49 PM

Chris Ashton and then Dylan Hartley shortly afterwards!

boomer07uk 10.03.2013 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goodkarma84 (Post 1783258)
itv and there rubbish commentators and there sick need to ruin other games.

its bad enough that they talk nonsense but why ruin another game that has nothing to do with the FA Cup.

They have been terrible all week. I can live with their "expert" knowledge, but why they feel the need to state the mind-numbingly obvious so often I've no idea ....


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