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Old 19.09.2009, 06:01 PM
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Q. What do the New York Jets & Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 80,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ"!

Q. How do you keep the New York Jets out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts.

Q. What do you call a New York Jet player with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief. (or retired i know they won in 1969 but odds on those boys are dead)
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Old 19.09.2009, 09:16 PM
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Now thats unfair


Q. What do you call a New York Jet player with a Super Bowl ring?
A. An ex-Patriot


Wait, thats not a joke is it?
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Old 19.09.2009, 09:35 PM
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Why are the jets like a possum?
because they play dead at home and get killed on the road
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